Kirstie Alley Can Dance?

As it turns out…no…she can’t dance.

Rumors have hit the web that Kirstie Alley turned down Dancing With The Stars cause she was “way too chicken“. I have another theory…she is “way too fat“. I’m pretty sure that if Kirstie Alley tried to pull the kinda dance moves that make that show famous she would break her ankles. Although her weight DOES fluctuate more than…well, it fluctuates A LOT. So who the hell knows how big she’ll be by the time filming comes around.

But apparently none of this matters. She turned it down and told the public via her Twitter account.

Remember when she was hot (moderately good looking).