Now that the Holidays are almost over, did you get everyone on your list a gift?  Was everyone happy with their gifts?  Does your younger brother just-home-from-college smell like a stinky foot due to lack of personal hygiene and grossed everyone out at the dinner table with his B.O.?

You might wanna consider the gift that keeps on giving…a grooming kit or toiletries package from Automated Man!  Hey, they send the products right to your doorstep (or your little brother’s dorm room) so they’ll be sure to get it.  You’ll pay only a fraction of the retail cost cause Automated Man knows how to roll.  And, you can say “hey, your gift is late because it was in the mail” and we all know how crazy the Post Office is this time of year!  Gifts are delayed all the time.  So, you didn’t forget…its just the Post Offices’s fault.

This year, send the gift of grooming.  Every guy in your life will appreciate it!

Jeez, what is it with hot celebrity chicks getting pregnant and thus, less hot?  Anyone seen the Black Swan yet?  Two hot chicks getting busy (i.e. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis)?  Well the former, Miss Natalie Portman, has just revealed that she is pregnant.  And no…its not Mila Kunis love child (though how hot would that be)?

Apparently her lesbian seduction on set was so hot it turned on the choreographer Benjamin Millepied so much that he impregnated the hot young actress.  Too bad, she’s 29 and super hot.  I’d have loved to have met her first.

Oh and I guess I should mention they’re engaged now.  Maybe I should become a ballet choreographer and get hot movie stars to sleep with me?

Looks like the Hilton sisters (Paris and Nicky) decided to spend Christmas in Hawaii.  Tis the season to be thankful and I couldn’t be more thankful for the creepy paparazzi that follow these celebrities to far corners of the Earth to give us the gift of bikini photos.

I don’t care how much of a whore Paris is…she is still super hot.

Founder of Playboy Hugh Hefner finally settles down (for now) at the ripe old age of 84.  Over the Holiday weekend it was confirmed that Hef  presented an engagement ring to his longtime girlfriend Crystal Harris…she is 24 years old.

If all goes according to plan this will be the third marriage for Hugh. He wed first wife Mildred in 1949 before divorcing in 1959. In 1989, he walked down the aisle with Playmate of the Year Kimberley Conrad but their divorce was finalized last year.

What’s even more amazing is that Hef “Tweeted” the good news.  Can you believe that?  The guy is 84 and uses Twitter.

“When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears,” Hef wrote. “This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory…I got what I was hoping for for Christmas…Crystal’s love.”

Okay, you might have heard about Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis getting into some hot and heavy sex scenes in Darren Aronofsky’s Black Swan. Two of the hottest women in hollywood getting seriously intimate…and its all true.

Here are some pics to show you just how amazingly hot these two are together…

And one of them kissing…

And if you’re not easily offended by beautiful women getting nude and performing oral then watch this video. Please please DO NOT watch it if you’re offended by such things. This is super graphic…and hot.

I almost feel bad for posting this.  Seems stalkerish.  Thankfully I didn’t take the pics…oh, and I have no problem exploiting hot chicks with little more talent than simply looking hot in a bikini while strolling down the beach in Hawaii (sans husband).  Afterall, she did get fired from Transformers right?

In case you haven’t guessed…I’m talking about Megan Fox.  Gawk here:

With a body like that it almost makes me want to shave and brush my teeth and stuff.  I mean, chicks like that right?

Kim Kardashian was recently on Rachel Ray and told the talkshow host that she wants to be single for the entire year she is 30.

“I’ve made a promise to myself and I’m really trying hard to stick to it, but I’m such a hopeless romantic that it’s hard, I want to try to be single my whole year of being 30.”

But why…

“I have a hundred different jobs,” says Kardashian. “When do I have time to really focus on someone?”

It sounds like she needs to focus.  Maybe I could hire her to dance naked in front of me all day every day.  That would help her to focus, right?  See, I’m a problem solver.  Call me Kim!

Okay, Owen Wilson wasn’t attacked by a shark.  But his brother Andrew was!

Andrew Wilson was attacked by a shark while surfing in Hawaii.  How totally badass is that!  I’ve always wanted to be bitten by a shark and have a cool story to tell.  It seems that the shark that nailed Andrew just bit his foot and swam off.  Pretty cool I guess.  Then his bone head friends decided to use a Blackberry cord as a tourniquet and almost caused him to loose the foot.

Reports say he’ll be just fine.

Over the weekend Katy Perry performed at the Kiss 108 Jingle Ball in Boston.  I haven’t heard if the concert was any good but she looked extremely lickable in this striped candy cane skin tight suit.  Hmm, Katy Perry flavored candy for the holidays.  Hope I get some in my stocking…

A dark parody of Yogi Bear.  Seriously.  Checkit: