Wait…what do you mean James Franco is going to teach at Yale?

It’s like killing a unicorn… with, like, a bomb.

The same stoner from Pineapple Express is going to pursue a Ph.D at Yale University and has just confirmed on The Today Show that he will be teaching a “very special class” while matriculating at the prestigious school.  I’d say if you’re looking for an easy way to boost your GPA, skip pottery and hit up Franco 101.

You know when people sent to prison learn their lesson after a long time of incarceration and after careful evaluation by a parole board they are let out early for good behavior? Yeah, that is like the exact opposite of what’s happening to Lindsay Lohan.

Would being on time for court be considered good behavior? Would showing respect for the law and its proceedings be considered good behavior? Would telling the truth be considered good behavior? Well…I’m no judge but I would have to say “yes” to all the above.

So why the fuck is Lindsay Lohan, who was sentenced to 90 days in jail (a slap on the wrist if you ask me…but like I said, I’m no judge), be getting off early? She is only going to serve 13-14 days according to latest reports. WTF? That horrible excuse for a human is being released on August 2nd according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department.

Remember Jack Ruby? I hope someone is waiting outside the gate with a loaded pistol and can finally put an end to this crap.

Street artist extraordinaire Shepard Fairey has been popping up in the San Diego scene lately with his ominous Giant paintings.  Local film crew at Bread Truck Films caught up with him recently and captured his work, his philosophy and his message to the “boys in blue”.

Checkit:

Shepard Fairey // community bldg. // 1mn from BREADTRUCK TV on Vimeo.

Okay, right at this very moment I am completely unable to get my mind off of the scorchingly hot Alison Mosshart.  Am I the only one who thinks this?

As the front-chick for The Kills and now with The Dead Weather, Alison Mosshart has been taking over my dreams nightly.  She is the epitome of sex in rock n roll.  She also happens to be one of the most uniquely photogenic women to ever grace the Earth.  I could stare at pics of her all day (and sometimes I do).

I’ve said it before and it’s totally worth repeating:  The Dead Weather fucking rock!

Jack White’s latest project (with the oh so hot Alison Mosshart on lead vocals) is the most badass to date.  This band blows my mind constantly.  This latest video is nothing short of spectacular in my humble opinion (ok, maybe I’m not humble…I’m actually pretty awesome).

Checkit:

THE DEAD WEATHER “Blue Blood Blues” directed by Christopher Mills & Tim Wheeler from Vision Entertainment on Vimeo.

If there ever was a finer example of a M.I.L.F. I’d like to see it. Even though Megan Fox isn’t quite a “mom” yet she is publicly talking about wanting her own child with new douchebag husband Brian Austin Green.

The two have dated on and off for years, the whole time Megan playing “step-mom” to Brian’s son Kassius.

“I am a stepmother to the fullest extent,” she said earlier this year. “I have looked after Kassius since he was three and he has no memory of life without me.  For some reason, no one wants to look at me that way, but I am responsible for him and I’ve never struggled with that, from bedtime stories to the school run.”

I can just picture what happens when the smoking hot Fox rolls up to the middle school in her short skirt and barely-there bikini top and gets out of the car to wish little Kassius a good day.  I remember being a middle school boy…don’t you?  MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF.

Have you seen this?  Old Spice has set up a frickin sweet YouTube promotion!  You go to the page and leave a comment and Old Spice is creating commercials in real time based upon top comments.  Yep…you leave a bitchin comment and they turn it into an official Old Spice commercial.  How badass is that!

Seriously…check this shit out now!  Also, there is a really sweet article detailing how this campaign came together.

I’ve heard of some kinky shit in my day…and I’ve watched all kinds of weird porn online.  But nothing could prepare me for the virtual orgasm this hippy has when he films a double rainbow.
Yes, a “rainbow” (well, 2 actually) is literally giving this guy an orgasm…and it’s captured on film here:

I want to know when hippys camping started using video cameras???