This sorta makes you think…

So…Paris Hilton was hanging out on some yacht over the weekend in Sardinia, Italy and somehow lost her top.  I’m not sure how this happened.  We should probably launch a full-scale investigation into the manufacturer of her bikini.  Lord knows she would never do something as thoughtless and inappropriate as lounge around half naked while tabloid journalists photograph her………

There are many places that hot chicks should be…

(in no particular order)

1. in my bed
2. on my lap
3. getting me a beer

But you never think of them in the bathroom do you?  Do you?  You sick pervert.

I’m not sure what the fascination is with creating larger than life every day items in this world. But, this is a pretty rad execution by Coca-Cola…wonder if the cans come out extra large?

This whole “raw” denim thing came into the mainstream years ago. It was mostly by super high quality denim companies that prided themselves on being super enthusiasts. I mean, it takes some serious commitment to not wash your jeans for 6-9 months and wear them every day. Joe Public doesn’t have that level of determination.

You’d think a concept like that would be rallied against by the main stream jean makers…and it was, until recently. Look at this…companies like Levi’s and JCrew are fully jumping on the raw train. Campaigns are popping up all over. Check this out:

The folks at JCrew:

And over at Levi’s:

The boys across the pond at Scotland’s BrewDog Brewery have done it again. They have crafted 3 title-holding world’s strongest beers and continue to one-up themselves.

First there was Tactical Nuclear Penguin at 32% ABV.
Then there was Sink The Bismark at 41% ABV.
Now there is the final installment, The End Of History at 55% ABV.

They are done, finished and over the game. This is it folks. Their last and final crack at a drinkable world’s strongest beer. Get it before it’s gone.

The End of History from BrewDog on Vimeo.

This blond Belgian ale is infused with nettles from the Scottish Highlands and Fresh juniper berries. Only 12 bottles have been made and each comes with its own certificate and is presented in a stuffed stoat or grey squirrel. The striking packaging was created by a very talented taxidermist and all the animals used were road kill. This release is a limited run of 11 bottles, 7 stoats and 4 grey squirrels. Each ones comes with its own certificate of authenticity.

This is the craziest thing I’ve seen today. I had to put my face right up to my monitor to make sure I wasn’t crazy.

This is perhaps the most intelligent animated video describing the vast benefits of the Apple iPhone 4 and it’s superior AT&T 3G network.

Please watch this and educate yourself before purchasing any more iPhones. Christ, just watch it!!!

This is totally sweeet! If you can’t make it to da beach boooyyyeee, hit up the blacktop with a sweet-ass tarp!

Checkit:

You’ve probably heard by now that softball all-star Jennie Finch is retiring from the sport next week…

Yeah, and if you already knew that then I’d bet good money you walk around in tight pink dresses on the weekends, duct tape your nuts back and tell everyone at the tranny bar that your name is Courtnay.

Dude, nobody follows softball.  It’s like knowing what’s currently happening in the WNBA???  (crickets)

All you really need to know is that hot blond chick that gave you wood while watching the Olympics was a softball player named Jennie Finch.  Trivia for the day complete.

Check her out: