Anna Paquin is Sexy?

According to a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly, True Blood star Anna Paquin says sex scenes on the show are real!

I guess this isn’t such a big deal considering she is engaged to her co-star Stephan Moyer, who plays her vampire lover Bill on the show.
Just kinda hot knowing that she is actually getting it on while they film. Ordinarily I would find this to be a mega turn on…but considering its Anna Paquin…I’m conflicted. I mean, does this face turn you on?


Does anyone else think she looks like a prematurely aging meth head? Not to mention, if you’ve ever seen the show you are most certainly aware that she is unquestionably the worst actress of our generation.

Different strokes I suppose…

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Jessica Biel is Super Hot


Duh.

But what you didn’t know is that she is baby-crazy! According to inside sources, Jessica Biel is desperately trying to have a baby…her clock is ticking…and she wants Justin Timberlake to be the baby daddy.
It seems he is a bit hesitant to settle down with her though. He recently took off to New York to go out and party with his friends and take some time off from his relationship with Jess.
Dude, if this isn’t proof positive that JRT is gay then I just don’t know what is. He has the hottest woman alive begging to be with him and he wants to “consider it’??? Maybe he’s just retarded. That would explain the falsetto he uses to sing. I might be on to something here…


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Chuck Liddell Retires


The man who is responsible for the UFC we know today has retired.

Chuck Liddell is a heavy hitter…he has also become a heavy partier over the past couple years. Fans around the world have seen Chuck get older and fatter by the day. After his last loss UFC president Dana White retired Chuck.
That wouldn’t stop him. Liddell pleaded with White for another shot and promised to get back into top fighting shape. And he did! Chuck showed up for UFC 115 looking like a lean mean 25 year old version of himself. He launched into opponent Rich Franklin when the first bell rang throwing heavy blows. It was an exciting fight. Both brawlers stood toe-to-toe throwing down with all they had. Early on Liddell broke Franklin’s left arm with a high kick. He poured it on even heavier. A little too heavy. Late in the 1st round Chuck threw a heavy right arm at Franklin and missed. His momentum carried him forward right into a right cross by Franklin. Chuck’s lip was split almost down to his chin and he was knocked the f@ck out instantly.
Fight over. Career over. It was fun to watch you Chuck…but time to move on. Maybe we’ll see you on Dancing With The Stars?
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Love Lasts Longer Than Life



Think about this statement: Love Lasts Longer Than Life.

I don’t care who you are…that has to mean something to you. Everyone can recognize the power of those words and the meaning behind them.
There is a small movement out of Colorado that is gaining momentum quickly. You don’t want to overlook this one! Love Lasts Longer Than Life. Support the cause and rock some sweet gear while you’re at it.
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Free Doughnuts Today

HEY FAT ASS.

You probably already knew this you stinking sugar coated slob but today (Friday June 4th) is National Doughnut Day across America. I wonder who made this an official day? So get off your lard butt and head on over to Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme to get your free doughnut today.


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Emma Watson Still Hot

I consider it my duty to inform you when chicks are hot. FYI…Emma Watson (star of Harry Potter) is still hot. Give her another gold star.

Here she is Goth…so sexy my little vampire witch.

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Hamburger Art


Its no big secret that chicks from Boulder are just plain weird (go ahead and disagree with me). But I gotta give credit where credit is due. This performance art chick makes the connection that we always knew existed…well, most of us…deep inside. Burgers are ART!

The video kinda sucks…but damn, those are some tasty burgers! Checkit:

BMoCA Presents: Michelle Ellsworth from Tony Farfalla on Vimeo.

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