In a recent interview Kristen Stewart, star of the Twilight series, admits to being called a “bitch” in school. She thinks fellow classmates were jealous of her acting career. I think they were jealous she is a smoking hot piece of ass.

“I was never the type of girl to be walking around talking about acting, so I didn’t get a whole lot of hassle until someone saw some old movie I did. I tried to play it down, but I definitely got, ‘Oh, she’s such a bitch.’”

Oh Kristen, come let me sooth away your pain.

Um…yeah. I don’t know crap about women’s tennis.
What I do know is that they wear short skirts and jump all over the place grunting like they’re in the sack or something.
I saw something on Yahoo about Kim Clijsters and Justine Henin in some match coming up. If you care about that…then JFGI. If not, here are some pictures of hot tennis chicks.

This guy is my hero. Neil Patrick Harris is awesome on so many levels it boggles the mind. I wouldn’t know where to begin…so I’ll just jump to recent awesome events.
It has been announced that NPH is back on-board for the 3rd installment of Harlod and Kumar! That’s right, the White Castle stoners are back with another film, this one is some sort of Christmas special. Nobody knows for certain what NPH will be doing in this one but he was awesome in the last two and stole the show!
Here are some photos of my man crush.

This is so hot it almost doesn’t feel real. Adrianne Curry, winner of the first season of America’s Next Top Model, just posted a picture of herself fully nude in the shower to her Twitter account. Holy shit.
It’s not like we haven’t seen her naked before. She did pose for Playboy in 2006 and again in 2008…but this is totally different. This is like amateur porn, but with a mega hot super model. Her husband, Chris Knight, must be so proud.
Should I even mention that a lot of those shower products on her shower rack are available at Automated Man? I’m ashamed I even noticed. I’m going to punish myself by staring at her naked body, and only her naked body, for the remainder of the day.

I’m sorry…

Katy Perry’s “Tits” are Big Time. That’s what I meant to say. And if you disagree, here is photographic evidence that I’m not just a pervert obsessed with Katy Perry’s tits but that I’m actually a damn good fact checker.

Thank you British Esquire for making Playboy look like a second rate skin rag. You know why an American hipster singer is on the cover of a British magazine? Cause British chicks are ugly. Ahh, Katy Perry, so hot.

Man, cellphones have ruined the time-honored process of getting a chicks number. Lose the phone bro and go classic. Pull out a Bic pen and scroll the digits on a cocktail napkin!

Or just watch this ad, drool over how hot she is, and completely ignore my advice.

So this sweet video was the brainchild of New Zealand ad shop Special Group and their client Orcon. Orcon provides broadband internet…and so they convinced Iggy Pop “The Godfather of Punk” to record a hit song via webcam. Its certainly different.

Checkit:

Axe has delivered the ultimate F.O.M.O. video for our manly enjoyment. What, don’t know what F.O.M.O. is? It’s Fear Of Missing Out. Always say “yes” and see where life leads you. You might end up on a boat…

This is straight awesome.

Bro, choose skate. And nobody does it better than Killian Martin! This kid is heir to the throne of California street skating.

Is it weird how turned on this video makes me?

This is one of the most brilliant commercials ever made. Thanks Brussels!