Usually I’m a huge fan of the retarded advertising Axe puts out.
The sport is called “Liquid Mountaineering“…
Jesus invented it…
You have to be the son-of-God in order to compete…
Until now.
Thanks to these slick waterproof shoes anyone can walk like Christ.
(these statements have not been evaluated or sanctioned by the Catholic church…or anybody else for that matter)
This commercial rules!
Oh my god! Its about time that ditzy whore from The Girls Next Door came out with sex tape.
Vivid Entertainment (porn powerhouse) had confirmed that they will be releasing a sex tape starring Kendra Wilkinson. I’m not sure what happened to her career after she left Hef but from what I can tell, she put on weight, got less attractive and alienated almost everyone that ever helped her at all. If she wasn’t so damn hot I’d hate her entirely.
From Vivid:
‘We know that Kendra has millions of fans and we feel that it’s rare to find well-produced, hardcore footage of a star of her magnitude. The tape was brought to us by a third party and after consulting with our attorneys, we are confident in our right to distribute it. We’ve been trying to reach Kendra but have so far been unsuccessful. We therefore made the decision to release ‘Kendra Exposed’ to stores across the country by the end of May,’ said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. “We believe this could be our all time best selling celebrity tape.”
For those of you not yet convinced that I “Chuck Rocker” am the prophet of sex and awesomeness I have further proof.
About a million years ago, when the first Harry Potter movie came out and starred Emma Watson as the quirky odd ball friendless half witch Hermoine Granger, I and I alone said she was going to be one hot piece of ass in a couple years.
Haters be damned. Look at her now. 
This is the woman I’m gonna marry. Look at that tool-bag she’s with! My 97-year-old grandpa, who lost his right arm in Nam and has to wear adult diapers cause he can’t hold his pee anymore, could kick his ass.
Oh Emma…
Anybody who has ever seen this show (ahem, any man) knows that Bear Grylls from Man vs. Wild is a fucking modern day hero! This guy is super crazy and will eat anything to stay alive in the wild. There is nothing this dude can’t swallow (not joke needed).
Apparently the sweet ad folks in Auckland needed a visual rejoice to celebrate Bear’s awesome palette. Here are some examples…
Famed mens haircare company American Crew tackles the touch issue of hair loss with a bold and innovative new campaign that hits you from every angle. I for one applaud their efforts this go around.
Has your marriage been suffering from gas beneath the sheets? Does your partner have a problem with nighttime flatulence? Now there’s a solution!
Once again, I gotta give it up to the brilliant minds over at The Denver Egotist who keep finding the top commercials out there.
Here are two spots from Newcastle Brown Ale.
I recently had the fortune to sit down with members of the band Filter and re-introduce their music in my life! In high school I remember loving the shit outta this rock group…then they sorta disappeared for awhile.
This song rules:
