Posted on May 26, 2010 by Chuck Rocker|Post Comment
The rumors have been circulating that pop princess Gwen Stefani is pregnant. Apparently there are people out there who have nothing better to do with their lives that monitor a “bump watch”…and it seems as though the super hot Gwen has let her mid-section go a little bit.
Why do I care? Cause if the blond mega hottie is preggers I got to find new spank material. Nobody wants to pet the one-eyed-snake to a prego chick.
However, travesty averted. Gwen E! News that she is definitely not pregnant. Thank God!
Posted on May 26, 2010 by Chuck Rocker|Post Comment
What happens when you’re old as fuck, your knees start failing you and you’ve already peaked as a pro athlete? You try your luck in the UFC kicking some ass (or taking a beating).
Shaquille O’Neal wants to do just that. He has been on Dana White’s junk for years and is rumored to be MMA training in the offseason down in Florida. I have no idea how the big man would handle himself in the cage but Dana White had this to say:
“Shaq’s been terrorizing me for years [to fight in the UFC]. He’s been training for years.”
Posted on May 26, 2010 by Chuck Rocker|Post Comment
The president of the UFC Dana White was on the Opie and Anthony radio show recently to weigh in on the scandal surrounding UFC fighter Tito Ortiz and the charges against him for beating porn-star wife Jenna Jameson.
In my opinion Tito is a douchebag (not that I’m biased). Hear what Dana White has to say about it…
Posted on May 20, 2010 by Chuck Rocker|Post Comment
You know what happens when movies and television make real life seem dull? Yep, that same thing has been happening in the world of action sports. Video games have gone so ape-shit crazy that everyday feats seem boring in the world or surf/skate/snow/etc.
Check this shit out from a few dudes in New Zealand. They tear up this otherworldy BMX spot just like in the videogames. Maybe real life is still worth living after all?
Posted on May 20, 2010 by Chuck Rocker|Post Comment
We all understand that MTV has fallen before our very eyes. The once great Music Television no longer plays music or even seems to care about it. They are now dead to a generation.
The bright light on the horizon is the long-time underdog VH1. They are coming up swinging and this ad is nothing short of spectacular! Hairless freaks peeing on each other…need I say more?
Posted on May 10, 2010 by Chuck Rocker|Post Comment
You know how sometimes people that have been abducted fall in love with their captors? Its called something syndrome…I’m not a scientist, you look it up! A prime example is what happened to Katie Holmes.
Well, this is NOT what happened to Heidi Klum. She has her freedom and has made her choices and has now renewed her vows to husband Seal for the 5th time. For the life of me I can’t imagine why. She is way too hot for that guy. I know what you’re thinking…he is a talented musician with deep emotions that simply captivate women. Yeah, maybe you’re brainwashed too.
This guy had some cheesy song about a flower back in the 90′s with the sole purpose of getting laid. Its not like he’s John Mayer coming out with teen-chick-ballads on a weekly basis. And do I have to say it…his face is all fucked up! Whew, felt good to get that off my chest.
Posted on May 10, 2010 by Chuck Rocker|Post Comment
You know what I hate? Ugly chicks. Actually, not all ugly chicks, just the ugly chicks that try and ruin a good time for their hot friends.
I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure that is exactly what’s happening to the Miss USA pageant.
In an effort to promote the upcoming Miss USA pageant the organizers set up a black and white photo shoot for the 51 contestants that was bedroom-inspired and titled “waking up in Vegas” in which the models were photographed in underwear and mens shirts showing off their sexuality.
Apparently all the fugly chicks in America got together and decided to call and complain about the photos being too provocative. Cause lord knows that the Miss USA beauty pageant has nothing to do with being a good looking chick! Damn you ugly broads!
Thank goodness that there are like-minded hot chicks out there. According to the Miss Universe pageant the photos were “tasteful” explaining:
“Each contestant felt beautiful, sexy, and relevant. We are in the business of beauty, and the contestants who compete for the title of Miss USA are not afraid to be sexy.”
