Ok, I hope you’ve seen Scott Pilgrim vs The World by now. That movie fucking rocks! It sets a new bar in Hollywood film making. But that’s not the point.
The point is the super hot asian chick called Knives Chau that plays Michael Cera’s love interest. Dude, where did this chick come from? Oh yeah, Canada. Guess I’m headed North.
Her name is Ellen Wong in case you were wondering. And she was born in 1984…totally legal dude!
Yep, this weekend (September 4th, 5th, 6th) Automated Man is bringing smoking hot chicks to the Hermosa Beach Street Fair! Come check out our booth from 10am to 6pm every day for a chance to meet the Automated Man girls. They’ll make you clean, they’ll make you dirty. Enjoy em while you can!
Seriously! This is the sickest online experience I’ve seen since the invention of porn. I’m blown away by the capabilities of HTML5 and Google Chrome.
You might love Arcade Fire, you might love technology or you might just want to see what the future looks like….in any case you GOTTA see this!
I give you The Wilderness Downtown.
I’ll bet you never see where this commercial is going! The nipple scene almost made me gag. Totally worth wasting a minute of your life watching.
So this is what its like to be a “hard core” gangster…and revealing your inner feelings on Twitter. What a pussy.
If I ever run into 50 Cent I’ma smack him in the face. Boy, respect yo grandma.
He followed that Tweet up with this:
“Got dam it motherfuckers I’m having a bad dayThere’s other people at the house she just likes to boss me around.”
My heart goes out to you Fiddy. Or not. Douche.
Well, UFC 118 has come and gone…and damn was it a bore to watch. The top fight of the night was Randy Couture vs. James Toney. It lasted one round.
As soon as the bell rang Couture started pounding away on Toney while he did his best to grapple on for dear life. So Couture backed up, blasted Toney in the face, then choked him out before the round was even over.
Hope you didn’t shell over the cash to Pay-Per-View to watch it. I couldn’t even finish a beer before that fight was over.
So many many many versions of this song have been done. And, I love most of them. This is absolutely the most unique one I’ve seen.
For your viewing pleasure…”Bitches Ain’t Shit”.
My new obsession is here…and it comes in the form of a sweet ass ride from the 40′s.
The 1948 Cadillac is the sexiest thing on wheels. What’s your obsession?
As it turns out…no…she can’t dance.
Rumors have hit the web that Kirstie Alley turned down Dancing With The Stars cause she was “way too chicken“. I have another theory…she is “way too fat“. I’m pretty sure that if Kirstie Alley tried to pull the kinda dance moves that make that show famous she would break her ankles. Although her weight DOES fluctuate more than…well, it fluctuates A LOT. So who the hell knows how big she’ll be by the time filming comes around.
But apparently none of this matters. She turned it down and told the public via her Twitter account.
Remember when she was hot (moderately good looking).
So…the washed up pop diva Britney Spears is at it again. And by “it” I mean “getting married”. This time (yes, its her 3rd time) to her ex-agent Jason Trawick. She fired his ass back in May so that they could focus on having a real relationship together.
Looks like things are going well cause sources close to the couple have been spreading rumors that the two plan to tie the knot pretty soon. Just this week the two were spotted checking out a church in Maui. Perhaps they will be wedding cake shopping next…or perhaps this is just another pathetic publicity stunt to get her back in the spotlight.
Only time will tell. Remember when she was hot…
